All MLS teams are back... ...but some MLS teams are more back than others...
The dawgs lament Nashville's absence from the MLS IS BACK Tournament, but find solace in their newfound Euro-snobbery.
A new sponsor threatens to send the fellas spiraling into the depths of insanity.
Donald learned a few new words ("Neoliberal," "SocDem,") so of course he insisted on discussing politics towards the end (sorry).
Were Nashville SC the victims of a conspiracy to reduce the number of the teams in the MLS IS BACK tournament to a multiple of 4? Is Christian Pulisic better than Messi and Ronaldo... combined? Will Donald declare himself an anarcho-Maoist?
The answers lie within.